Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.

Phyllis Diller
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  2. Be the one who nurtures and builds. Be the one who has an understanding and a forgiving heart one who looks for the best in people. Leave people better than you found them. - Marvin J. Ashton

  3. Do your best and let God do the rest. - Ben Carson

  4. Some of my best ideas come from when I'm sitting on the toilet. - Anthony T Hincks

  5. I tried your best and it didn't work, so now I'm going to try my best and I'm sure that I'll succeed! - Anthony T. Hincks

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  2. Housework won't kill you, but then again, why take the chance?

  3. Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

  4. Money's scarce Times are hard Here's your fucking Xmas card

  5. Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three-dollar pantyhose that won't run.

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